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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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7F%];p8w2\Gc0Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.51Testing软件测试网n:B&FD"k3G.{
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
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9JY)C4_PNyF0Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.51Testing软件测试网'd/hm7W*a&wF
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8u2|`(V4h$XT8U0There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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:K{.O1rUs| ]T0Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!51Testing软件测试网e:U+{:i.e
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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;Bn*M3XK,W'N+^1k&U0God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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(y s,Rk&e L1dB3N0The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn51Testing软件测试网3CAwIB)bG3@#\
学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多。忘记的越多,知道的越少.为什么那么麻烦去学呢?