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Y#T/| gI-T019. "It's never done that before."                         那是以前从来没有过的。

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mg!h,xf(q@%q&r8Q018. "It worked yesterday."                                 昨天还可以工作呢。

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;cn1\NM]3l017. "How is that possible?"                                怎么可能呢?51Testing软件测试网4v%n)t a:|0@/{c1P

PX+h_(e3]016. "It must be a hardware problem."                       肯定是硬件有问题。

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15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"       你输错了什么使系统崩溃了?51Testing软件测试网5S7}tLPc]W9i

$\*ygXC014. "There is something funky in your data."               你的数据有些古怪。51Testing软件测试网{!\9b'w s)N

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13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"              我几个星期都没有动过那个模块了!51Testing软件测试网~Z|]&b"r

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10. "I can't test everything!"                             我不可能测试所有的东西!

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7. "Somebody must have changed my code."                   肯定是有人改了我的代码。

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B#| i/?0zTa04. "You can't use that version on your system."            你不能在你的系统上使用那个版本。

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3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"                    你为什么要那么做?

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so9UyXR:[01.       "It works on my machine."                          它在我电脑上可以工作!

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测试与开发的交互是经常的,必不可少的 微笑 。

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引用 删除 zhangziqian9999   /   2012-06-12 11:06:54
它在我电脑上可以工作!这句已经听得没感觉了
 

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